~假谦虚~
高一时班里转来一位新同学，
再班会上她做了一个简短的
自我介绍：“虽然我是新转来的，
但是我未必会是最优秀的，
未必会是最漂亮的，
未必会是学习最好的！
“正当同学准备为她的谦虚报以热烈的掌声时，
该同学接着说：”我叫卫碧慧“。
全班晕倒。
~集体优惠~
开学了，我们宿舍决定集体买个篮球。
大家商量，先到自己家附近的商店、
超市打听一下价格，货比三家，权衡之后再买。
昨天，我和小莉来到她家附近的体育用品店，
见有人正推销篮球，就上前询问。
”150元，太贵了！“我俩摇摇头。
推销员见状忙说： "你要是集体买，我就可以优惠."
小莉喜出望外：”我们当然集体买了！“
”卖几个啊？“推销员喜极，抓起单子就要开。
小莉推了推黑框眼镜，
认真地说：”我们6个人集体买一个！“
~英语课~
一个英语老师在课上问一个学生问题
：how are you是什么意思？
那个学生想，how 是”怎么“的意思，
are 是”是“的意思，
you 是”你“的意思，就说：”怎么是你？“
老师很生气，
又问另一个学生”how old areyou"是什么意思？
他理直气壮地说：“怎么老师你？”
~点拔~
我初一的语文老师在解释“奇迹”一词时，
举了一例：一人从八楼跳下，竟毫发损。
他希望同学能说出“奇迹”这个词。
可一个同学回答：幸运。
老师很失望，
于是说：此人爬上八楼，又跳下，还是未受伤。
另一同学回答：偶然。
老师非常郁闷，只好又说：那人再次爬上八楼，又跳下。。。
还未等老师说完，就有同学答道：他习惯了。
~罚站~
老师规定：凡是上课讲话的，要到教室后面罚站，
并且把说话内容大声说十遍。
有一天上课，小岗和邻座的同学咬耳朵，被老师抓到。
老师生气地说：“小岗，后面罚站！
把你刚刚说的话在说十遍。”
小岗地着头走到教室后面，开始喃喃地低声说着。
老师叫道：“大声一点！让全班同学听得到！”
小岗于是大声地喊：“老师的拉链没拉，老师的拉链没拉。。。”
~聪明的学生~
物理课上，老师正在讲振动和共鸣，
为让学生理解，老师提问道：
“如果我朝鱼塘扔一块石头，会发生什么现象？”
学生异口同声地回答：“罚款5元！“
~报复~
某所小学，有两个学生在吵架，
甲说：”你。。。你再骂啊，我打个电话就可以找人来！“
乙说：”你找啊！我就不信。。。“
甲真的跑去打电话了，回来时候放了一句狠话：”30分钟后你就知道怎么死了！！！“
这时候紧张得不得了，但也没办法。
30分钟后，学校广播：”乙某某同学，你有访客，请到教务处。“
乙虽然很害怕，但想想实在教务处，应该不会有事。
于是他到了教务处，一个头发染成金色的青年走向他：”你是乙某某吗？“
乙底气不足地说：”我就是。“”
抱歉久等了，这是你叫的20份夏威夷pizza加20淋淋鸡，共3520元。“
真愛
要找到真愛，便要找一個懂妳的人，
這個人也許並不是十全十美，但因為他懂妳，
所以，妳就認為他是十全十美的，
就是這麼一個懂字。懂是什麼呢？
當你遇到挫折時，他不說一句損妳尊嚴的話；
當你意氣用事時，他絕不遷就而會娓娓解說事理給你聽；
當你心情不好時，他絕不和妳一般見識而大吵大鬧；
當你遠隔千里難得見面時，他也深信妳；
當你愉快時，他也愉快而且會告訴你；
當你煩惱時，他也煩惱但不會輕易告訴你。
懂，是需要多少的了解，多少的體諒，多少愛心，
要找一個懂妳的人，也許很難，
但要有信心，找一個懂妳的人，
也期許自己做一個懂他的人。
聰明的人，喜歡猜心，雖然每次都猜對了，卻失去了自己的心；
傻氣的人，喜歡給心，雖然每次都被笑了，卻得到了別人的心。
在聰明與傻氣之間，我選擇做一個真心的笨蛋。
「都沒有人了解我」，妳說。
雖說「柔情曲折處，有心人會懂的」
但找到真愛之前，比要找一個懂妳的人更難的是：
願不願意給對方懂妳的機會，對不對呢？
畢竟這個想了解妳的人並不是李奧納多，
也不是布萊德彼特，更不會是馬英九；
如果他是一隻青蛙，妳絕對不肯是那個牙膏廣告親吻青蛙的公主；
如果妳是一隻恐龍，那他打死也不會加入恐龍救生隊；
如果妳和他都不是恐龍與青蛙?
等，那就給彼此一個機會，不要在他要認識妳時，把他當做陳進興；
不要在他邀約妳看夕陽時，說太晚了，我媽會罵；
不要在遇到挫折他安慰妳時，回說干你屁事；
不要在意氣用事他解說事理時，吼說你很煩耶！
不要在知道電話是他打來時，裝說這個電話正在講話中，
用戶要求暫不接聽，若是這樣，即是咫尺天涯。
懂，是需要雙方的有心；
愛，是需要妳我的用心；
要找一個懂妳的人，也許很難，
給人一個懂妳的機會，卻是輕易，妳說是不是呢？
失去的本身並不可怕 最令人遺憾的不是失去
而是擁有的時候 沒有好好珍惜
好好珍惜
★ 好好珍惜 ★
看到一個深愛著你的人為你而改變
因為愛你，他收起他的頑固脾氣
因為愛你，他對別人都以感謝的心
因為愛你，他把你的興趣也變成是他的興趣 喜歡一個人是沒有原因的
他無悔的付出，都認為是值得的，只要能和相愛的人在一起...
其實我們的身邊都有一些這樣的人，只是我們還沒發現...
最懂你的人，總是會一直的在你身邊守護你，不讓你有一絲的委屈...
真正愛你的人，不會說許多愛你的話卻會做許多愛你的事...
看到一個深愛著你的人為你而改變
因為愛你，他收起他的頑固脾氣
因為愛你，他對別人都以感謝的心
因為愛你，他把你的興趣也變成是他的興趣 喜歡一個人是沒有原因的
他無悔的付出，都認為是值得的，只要能和相愛的人在一起...
其實我們的身邊都有一些這樣的人，只是我們還沒發現...
最懂你的人，總是會一直的在你身邊守護你，不讓你有一絲的委屈...
真正愛你的人，不會說許多愛你的話卻會做許多愛你的事...
如果你身邊有這樣的人的話，請你好好珍惜...........
★ 給在戀愛中及想戀愛的男女 ★
女生的心很脆弱~~~
常因為你的小體貼而感動，如果你一直對我好 我可能就會喜歡你
★ 給在戀愛中及想戀愛的男女 ★
女生的心很脆弱~~~
常因為你的小體貼而感動，如果你一直對我好 我可能就會喜歡你
女生的感情很豐富~~~
喜歡你的我，會毫不保留的付出，天真的認為有天你就會懂
女生的心很容易受傷~~~
所以我不輕易說出口~~~假如期望落空了，傷心難過很不好受
女生的心很倔強 ~~~
女生的心很倔強 ~~~
總希望你先說，如果你也猶豫不決... 或許我們就這樣錯過...再來後悔為何當初不說......
男生的心很脆弱~~~
男生的心很脆弱~~~
常常因為妳的小動作而心碎，如果妳一直若即若離，我怎麼敢喜歡妳
男生的心思很細密~~~
喜歡妳的我，會不計一切的付出，單純的以為你會懂得珍惜
男生的愛很不容易說出口~~~
因為一旦說出口，或許再也沒有或許了，彼此悲傷見面真的很不好受
男生的心很懦弱~~~
總怕傷心而緊閉雙唇，或許一打開雙唇盡吐心語後
就會後悔當初為何不乖乖沉靜在那片刻的幸福中.....
就會後悔當初為何不乖乖沉靜在那片刻的幸福中.....
love
愛一個人，
要了解，也要開解； 要道歉，也要道謝；要認錯，也要改錯；要體貼，也要體諒；
是接受，而不是忍受；是寬容，而不是縱容；是支持，而不是支配；
是慰問，而不是質問；是傾訴，而不是控訴；是難忘，而不是遺忘；
是彼此交流，而不是凡事交代；是為對方默默祈求，而不是向對方諸多要求；
可以浪漫，但不要浪費；可以隨時牽手， 但不要隨便分手。
〝不要輕言放棄！否則對不起自己
對妳用心，希望妳能體會，對妳關心，希望妳能感動，對妳真心，希望妳能珍惜；讓妳窩心，是我的心願，讓妳開心，是我的責任，讓妳動心，是我的目標。
有信心不一定會成功，沒有信心一定不會成功。
★☆★開心一下囉~~~多想想快樂的事!!★☆★能解決的事，不必去擔心；不能解決的事，擔心也沒用。★☆★~ __________________________________________________
1. 遇到你真的愛的人時 要努力爭取和他相伴一生的機會
因為當他離去時.一切都來不及了.....
2. 遇到可相信的朋友時 要好好和他相處下去
因為在人的一生中.可遇到知己真的不易
3. 遇到人生中的貴人時 要記得好好感激
因為他是你人生的轉折點
4. 遇到曾經愛過的人，記得微笑向他感激
因為他是讓你更懂愛的人
5. 遇到曾經恨過的人時 要微笑向他打招呼
因為他讓你更加堅強
6. 遇到曾經背叛你的人時要跟他好好聊一聊
因為若不是他今天你不會懂這世界
7. 遇到曾經偷偷喜歡的人時 要祝他幸福唷！
因為你喜歡他時 不是希望他幸福快樂嗎？
8. 遇到匆匆離開你人生的人時要謝謝他走過你的人生
因為他是你精采回憶的一部分
9. 遇到曾經和你有誤會的人時 要趁現在解清誤會
因為你可能只有這一次機會解釋清楚
10.遇到現在和相伴一生的人要百分百感謝他愛你
因為你們現在都得到幸福和真愛
要了解，也要開解； 要道歉，也要道謝；要認錯，也要改錯；要體貼，也要體諒；
是接受，而不是忍受；是寬容，而不是縱容；是支持，而不是支配；
是慰問，而不是質問；是傾訴，而不是控訴；是難忘，而不是遺忘；
是彼此交流，而不是凡事交代；是為對方默默祈求，而不是向對方諸多要求；
可以浪漫，但不要浪費；可以隨時牽手， 但不要隨便分手。
〝不要輕言放棄！否則對不起自己
對妳用心，希望妳能體會，對妳關心，希望妳能感動，對妳真心，希望妳能珍惜；讓妳窩心，是我的心願，讓妳開心，是我的責任，讓妳動心，是我的目標。
有信心不一定會成功，沒有信心一定不會成功。
★☆★開心一下囉~~~多想想快樂的事!!★☆★能解決的事，不必去擔心；不能解決的事，擔心也沒用。★☆★~ __________________________________________________
1. 遇到你真的愛的人時 要努力爭取和他相伴一生的機會
因為當他離去時.一切都來不及了.....
2. 遇到可相信的朋友時 要好好和他相處下去
因為在人的一生中.可遇到知己真的不易
3. 遇到人生中的貴人時 要記得好好感激
因為他是你人生的轉折點
4. 遇到曾經愛過的人，記得微笑向他感激
因為他是讓你更懂愛的人
5. 遇到曾經恨過的人時 要微笑向他打招呼
因為他讓你更加堅強
6. 遇到曾經背叛你的人時要跟他好好聊一聊
因為若不是他今天你不會懂這世界
7. 遇到曾經偷偷喜歡的人時 要祝他幸福唷！
因為你喜歡他時 不是希望他幸福快樂嗎？
8. 遇到匆匆離開你人生的人時要謝謝他走過你的人生
因為他是你精采回憶的一部分
9. 遇到曾經和你有誤會的人時 要趁現在解清誤會
因為你可能只有這一次機會解釋清楚
10.遇到現在和相伴一生的人要百分百感謝他愛你
因為你們現在都得到幸福和真愛
...Why?
Why do we study?
For fun? i dun think soo...
For our parents' hope?
For our passion?
What are we actually pursuing in life?
Do wealth and success in academics guarantee our happiness?
I really dun get it...
After watching Hotel Rwanda, i find that i am blessed and fortunate...
i got all the love i need with all my family and friends,
what else am i asking for, that seems too greedy and sinful...
i already have what some yearns for all their lives,
loving parents,
peaceful hometown,
comfortable life,
food (though not too delicious),
normal health,
....
infinite list...
i think we should all watch more reality documentaries that remind us to be thankful
and not to be frustrated with tiny downfalls in life...
Life is beautiful! i am sure...
love urself and love ur life....
ha...guess I am just pissed with the workload of Calculus,
i really suck at it...
arrrrr.........
nonetheless, i will find my worth..my strength to hold on, to fight on, to survive and reignite
my passion for math...
For fun? i dun think soo...
For our parents' hope?
For our passion?
What are we actually pursuing in life?
Do wealth and success in academics guarantee our happiness?
I really dun get it...
After watching Hotel Rwanda, i find that i am blessed and fortunate...
i got all the love i need with all my family and friends,
what else am i asking for, that seems too greedy and sinful...
i already have what some yearns for all their lives,
loving parents,
peaceful hometown,
comfortable life,
food (though not too delicious),
normal health,
....
infinite list...
i think we should all watch more reality documentaries that remind us to be thankful
and not to be frustrated with tiny downfalls in life...
Life is beautiful! i am sure...
love urself and love ur life....
ha...guess I am just pissed with the workload of Calculus,
i really suck at it...
arrrrr.........
nonetheless, i will find my worth..my strength to hold on, to fight on, to survive and reignite
my passion for math...
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. Seriously..
Please read:
STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters... S.T.R.
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening.
Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead.
It only takes a minute to read this... A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Thank God for the sense to remember the "3" steps, STR .
Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify.
Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.
The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions: S * Ask the individual to SMILE.
T * Ask the person to TALK to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (i.e. . . It is sunny out today)
R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.
NOTE : Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out their tongue.
If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke. If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call 911 immediately !! and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.
Please read:
STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters... S.T.R.
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening.
Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead.
It only takes a minute to read this... A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Thank God for the sense to remember the "3" steps, STR .
Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify.
Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.
The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions: S * Ask the individual to SMILE.
T * Ask the person to TALK to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (i.e. . . It is sunny out today)
R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.
NOTE : Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out their tongue.
If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke. If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call 911 immediately !! and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.
The mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours
in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar..and the 2 cups ofcoffee...
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes.
The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things-your God, family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions -- things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car.
The sand is everything else -- the small stuff.
If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Play with your children.
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner.
There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.
Take care of the golf balls first -- the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."
in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar..and the 2 cups ofcoffee...
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes.
The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things-your God, family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions -- things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car.
The sand is everything else -- the small stuff.
If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Play with your children.
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner.
There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.
Take care of the golf balls first -- the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."
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